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About Me Member Doll Maker ClownFeces700/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 11 Months
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I need more viewers

Mon May 25, 2009, 8:19 PM
  • Listening to: Whale orgy
  • Reading: Clown Feces
  • Watching: Clown Feces
  • Playing: with Clown Feces
  • Eating: Clown Feces
  • Drinking: Clown Feces
I swear to Calliou if I do not get more viewers I'm leaving forever.

Calliou reaches out to kids with cancer, just how Fairly Odd Parents reaches out to kids with ADD... and AIDS.

I had AIDS once.

A wise old man once told me "I'm a wise old man, so I'm allowed to touch you in the bathing suit area."

I wanna have sex with an oompa loompa.

They're God's little playthings...

Or very large dildos.

If I had a dick I would jack off to them.

But I lost it... again.

FIN

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  • Current Residence: Santas womb
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Yes
  • Print preference: Fetus
  • Interests: Clown Feces, abortions, eggs, the letter n, eggplant.
  • Favourite movie: IT (he is my god).
  • Favourite band or musician: Noizefucker, Frazzbass, Komprex, Angerfist, Hannah Montanna
  • Favourite genre of music: Speedcore
  • Favourite artist: Screamerclauz
  • Favourite poet or writer: Clown Feces
  • Favourite photographer: Clown Feces
  • Favourite style of art: Clown Feces
  • Operating System: Clown Feces
  • MP3 player of choice: Clown Feces
  • Shell of choice: Clown Feces, or a hollowed out corpse.
  • Wallpaper of choice: False, the correct answer is Clown Feces
  • Skin of choice: Jewish people
  • Favourite game: Yes.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Clown Feces
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Office
  • Personal Quote: Clown Feces
  • Tools of the Trade: Clown Feces

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~ClownFeces Jul 7, 2009, 12:22:10 PM
Ur welcome. I like ur icon. It gives me mini seizures.

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Clown Feces
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*FetalNIGHTMARE Jul 7, 2009, 12:35:44 PM
then its purpose has been fulfilled
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~ClownFeces Jul 17, 2009, 10:12:00 PM
That it has. Seizures and orgasms.

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Clown Feces
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~darriage May 18, 2009, 2:48:26 PM
SUP BITCH LOVA? AH ISH YO FRIENDLEH NEIGHBOH HOOD STALKAH!!! ISH MEH FROM DEH CLASS DE ART!!!! ah sits next to u XD
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~ClownFeces May 23, 2009, 9:33:44 PM
UR GRANDPA!? STOP TOUCHING ME DOWN THERE, GODDAMMIT!! BECAUSE OF YOU I HAVEN'T TAKEN A SHIT IN FOUR DAYS!!! I THROW UP SHIT!!! JUST LIKE YOU TAUGHT ME!!! I HOPE SATAN CHOPS OF YOUR PENIS AND EATS IT!!!

Love,

ClownFeces

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Clown Feces
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~darriage May 24, 2009, 8:43:33 AM
DAMN DATS HAWT!!! SMEXY PARTY TIME -takes out penis in a blanket cuz its smexier-
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~ClownFeces May 24, 2009, 1:30:36 PM
it's only hot if it's in an electric blanket cuz that keeps it warm and mommies will breastfeed it.

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Clown Feces
:icondarriage:
~darriage May 25, 2009, 8:31:08 AM
she will breastfeed the blanket? that is so hardcore. do u breastfeed blankets too? and by that i mean do u like it in the back door?
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